Mike Fontenot Released by the Giants

look at the chemistry!

Brandon Crawford and Emmanuel Burris will now be the opening day middle infielders. April Fools! Lolololololol. Wait I don’t think I did that right… that’s a true statement nevermind… it’s not April 1^st either… crap messed that up completely. So apparently you don’t do April fools jokes when it’s not on April 1^st and the statement is true. Must be a new rule. Lets try this again.

Brandon Crawford and Emmanuel Burris will now be the opening day middle infielders. Oh. Alrighty then. They can’t be that bad. Let’s look at the stats:

That is bad.